Monday, April 19, 2010

dorks in durango

aaarrghhh!!!!
last month feebird and i got to go on a little trip to durango to check out fort lewis college. she brought her rastamon socks!!!


i picked her up in albuquerque and we hit the road.

we got to stay at a b & b called apple hill farm just outside of town. i think we drove from there to durango and back about 50 times in two days. seriously.

that's what happens when two space cadets get together! we were fantastically compatible:)=! like 2 jedis on a mission, we covered the town with our amazing turtle power.
the giant vintage barbie head pez dispenser drew us into the candy store and this pretty much displays how productive our trip was. it was a blessed break getting to talk, laugh and pray with my cutest homegirl the sisterbird!!! franco was sweet to give us some dough to eat a nice meal.

yummeeee. i can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it was thai or vietnamese or a combo (i think) and it was super tastey! we ate so much we both got sick, but maybe...that's because we finished the night at the wild horse saloon dancing with cowboys! old cowboys, mind you. it was directly across from the restaurant, it was friday night, we didn't have anything else to do so what the heck. initially we debated-- that's what we usually spent half of our time doing, and then we forced ourselves to pay the cover, get our hands stamped, and stared in awe at the flux of locals in boots and cowboy hats lured onto the dance floor under the spell of the "movin' on band." i highly, highly recommend going here if ever you visit durango, and if you live there i hope you go once in while! it was a blast! once "sweet home alabama" began playing there was no stopping the bird. she was the only gal dancing alone in her own world which had a lasting effect on the single dudes. for the rest of the night she was asked to dance again and again. i finally hit the floor with her when lady gaga came on. we were told, "you girls have class. where ya from?" here is feebird gettin' down for the millionth time.... she's in the white pants. it was so great to dance again. it's been forever!

the next day we sought that rocky mountain high so we drove north and realized there was no way were going to hike in all that snow. it was awesome though and we could see snowboarders here and there dropping down slopes which made birdie kind of jealous. it made me think of injuries.
we headed back to town and went on the colorado trail (thanks steph!). we couldn't get very far as it was also pretty snow packed, but refreshing to get out and breathe the wonderous, colorado air.the last morning we took our final walk (of about 40 because we could never decide what to do) around town in the spring sunshine. this street reminded us of tacoma. headin' out. texting, texting, texting. by the way, after her first day in town, fee decided she could not live in a small town being the california girl she is. we spent about 5 minutes at the college just to see it and that was that. so our primary mission was accomplished and our secondary mission of getting a break and having some good old fashioned fun together was complete as well. thanks to God and parents for a great time!!!
until we meet again...
love, kookmaster

Sunday, March 28, 2010

phineas birch

nothing says chocolate love like a little box of hand delivered confections. this is what you can expect at phineas birch chockolatts. each bonbon is filled with vegan and sugar free ingredients then wrapped in love shaped bites of golden leafiness sure to delight herbivores and omnivores alike. one bite into the cacao velvety cream kissed with agave nectar and filled with such niceties as toasted almond slivers and bitter candied orange peel, you will most certainly wonder what you've been missing. you may even request a custom decorated treasure chest in which to encase these raw, serotonin-lifting wonders.

phineas birch has been practicing the art of candymaking, candyeating, and chocolatiering since he was .5 years old. his mentor is, i assume, his father of the sudarshan federation, and his mama, lauren. all we know here at the northern central region of the southwest institute for candida enhancement is that it is some of the best confectionry we have ever tasted. It even rivals chocolate gods such as michael recchiuti , l.a. burdick , and of course, the cadburry bunny (please). seriously, this is good stuff, folks, and if you can't find a way to order any from the grandmaster himself, consider pulling out your mixing bowl and gettin' down with this totally simple recipe:

pictured: chocolate artisan, phineas birch

1/4 cup of unrefined raw coconut oil

1/2 cup of raw cacao powder

1/4 cup raw agave nectar

1/8 cup water

Optional: 1 tsp. vanilla powder

Blend all ingredients until smooth and creamy. Add more water if too thick.

Fill with whatever inspires you.

Place into candy molds or on cookie sheet lined with wax paper

Put into freezer.

Variations: 1/8 cup raw coconut oil and 1/4 cup of raw coconut cream concentrate.

enjoy!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

paco la pistola

i is going to twaining cwass tomowows. i has a name now...
fwancisco de la cwuz...
aka paco la pistola.
you wike?

my mom finks i bewwy hansom. see my giant patitos.

i wike to cuddle, chew, westle, eat, hide, chew, chomp, chew, pway wif my toys, westle, eat, steal da socks, digdigdig, eat dirt, pway wif dirt and snowballs, cuddle, kiss, tinkledinkle in da housey woops.

my favowit one in da famiwy is my sissy fora. we wikes to westle.

dis is my gwampadaddy. he babysit me when i get up at 3 am to tinkledinkle wif my mom. i go fwom woom to woom and sweep in my cwate and be goodboy till 6:30. then i want to westle. gwampadaddy bewwy tiyod. i wub him wots.

Monday, February 1, 2010

franco is number one

happy gwoundhogzis day ebryone! happy boofday, gwamma fwanco! fank you foh bwinging me to new mexicoo. it berry cowld heweh. i has wots ub actibities and i get behwy tiyod. i wub youz...
hoo hoo.

i still has no name and i'z kinda 'fused. help me.

hi aunty wowen. happy japanese boofday! i am bwoggin'.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Thursday, January 21, 2010

operation puppylift; codeword: i love poopiesss!!!

friday, january 22, 11 am: one of our west coast operatives known by the notorious e-bay handle, fat harry tuna (aka franco the great pro) will fly east to jacksonville, fla to pick up and deliver...
one miniature dinosaur!!! i am going to die i'm so excited!
ever since n and i have been married we've wanted a baby dino and now our dream is finally coming true!!! how did this happen??? flora needs a baby brother and she was supposed to get one before we moved her folks to NM; there has never been a right time for all of us so we figured it's now or never. he was born around turkey day and will be 9 weeks old when we meet him on saturday. OMG. i can't wait!!!!!! we thought about a rescue, but my father-in-law is samuraimasterblackbeltpuppytrainer and insists on gettin' em young. i will be his protege. ah-so. be it noted that he is being extra nice as he wanted a black and white bully named cisco, but has let me have my way (i've always wanted a red staffie!!!!!!)and says it will be rockie's and n's dog. aw man. i can't believe it, can you? we know the little guy will be all of ours to cuddle and kiss and he has his AKC canine good citizen big sister frances (wally's newest name) to learn from. this is the first time n has said we could get a dog and is actually excited. it's a dream come true, folks.
what should we name our little butter cup??? his dad is mr. pibb and his mama is holly. you can see them under "our boys" and "our girls" at rockstaffs.com.

please vote or give suggestions, we need help!!!

A. Julio
B. Willie (Wilbur)
C. Redjack
D. Ollie (Oliver)
E. Billy
F. Pancho
G. Cloud
H. Paco
I. Ferdinand
J. Other... help! he'll be here in 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

winter update

last thursday n got a mini-surgery to get a port-o-catheter inserted into his chest so he can get IV nutrition since his weight has dropped so low once again. the docs and we don't know what else to try to help him get stronger in order to keep getting treatments to fight the pernicious lyme and other autoimmune/liver problems. n has a high risk of developing clots so we hadn't wanted to get a high risk line put in him unless there were no other choices. so here we are. the IV runs over 6 hours on a pump that fits into a backpack.

the surgery was nervewracking and more intense that i expected. the port is under his skin and they told us a needle would need to be inserted (by me!) into the port each time he gets hooked up to the IV. my knees got weak when they told me this. what i had done before (4 years ago when he had this same treatment) was connecting tubes that come out of his skin and using screwtop syringes and tubing with a very sanitary and precise method. the nurse trains you and then you're on your own. that was enough stress to keep me awake at nights. fortunately this nurse assured us that they would be putting a needle in that would stay all week and we just hook him up to the tubing, keep the line clean and patent, program the pump etc, etc. that's what's happening and it's going.... okay. it's a hard adjustment and n feels crummy today taking in so much liquid. they are going to make changes so he isn't so nauseated.

holding down the fort. this weekend i went to my office and abducted all of my unused plastic drawers and teaching tubs, washed them out, made labels and set up a nicely organized medical station in our bedroom for the ease of nurses, parents and myself. i am in awe that all this is going on. it's overwhelming, but full of the grace of Jesus. amazing grace. n is such a MAN.

today was a snow day so i got to stay home. actually i worked a lot here since i missed 2 days last week to help n. we have an excellent nurse who comes once a week to change the dressing, draw labs and check on us. a couple boxloads of medical supplies (including the IV formulas) arrive from coram healthcare weekly via courier. we get vitamin IVs from the doc and do those once a week. it's an intense regime.

commander of the fort and pack leader-- our hero, johnny d. no one knows how much he does for us and others; we are eternally grateful for his unending, humble service to us and to so many. he is amazing (and so is his woman, the great cho who keeps us smiling everyday) his reward in heaven will be GREAT!!!

speaking of our pack we are expecting a new addition this weekend. something special is coming our way at a time that may seem crazy, but we are ready for this most blessed distraction. most importantly n is excited. stay tuned. i will need your input.