i is going to twaining cwass tomowows. i has a name now...
fwancisco de la cwuz...
aka paco la pistola.
you wike?

my mom finks i bewwy hansom. see my giant patitos.

i wike to cuddle, chew, westle, eat, hide, chew, chomp, chew, pway wif my toys, westle, eat, steal da socks, digdigdig, eat dirt, pway wif dirt and snowballs, cuddle, kiss, tinkledinkle in da housey woops.

my favowit one in da famiwy is my sissy fora. we wikes to westle.

dis is my gwampadaddy. he babysit me when i get up at 3 am to tinkledinkle wif my mom. i go fwom woom to woom and sweep in my cwate and be goodboy till 6:30. then i want to westle. gwampadaddy bewwy tiyod. i wub him wots.